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Jared

Toilet Seat Lid.HEIC

A loyal Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan, Jared is one of the few owners who can say he actually played sports at a high level—formerly a football and wrestling standout, built for power, toughness, and apparently not for sprinting. As an original owner entering his 5th year, Jared has been battle-tested since Day One… sometimes literally.

In the inaugural season, Jared finished last and earned the unforgettable honor of being the league’s first Toilet Bowl loser, resulting in an all-time punishment: completing NFL Combine events in front of the league. While the strength drills were respectable, history will forever remember the 6.23-second 40-yard dash, a time that still echoes through league group chats and will never, under any circumstances, be forgiven.

Despite the rough start, Jared brings grit, competitiveness, and thick skin—because you don’t survive that punishment without it. He may not be the fastest owner in league history, but he’s unquestionably one of the toughest. And yes… the time still counts.

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